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EXT. THE HAGUE - DAY

In a nice part of town, George Bush and Donald Trump walk hand in hand thru a park.

BUSH

This weed is good. you sure you don't want to get a hit of this? This shiite is epic. burns like a fag--

TRUMP

Brother, I would. But you fucks in Texas got some serious bacteria in your yappers. And I didn't bring my filter today.

BUSH

Wait wait wait. What? Filter? You carry filters? Man, this THC is an anti-oxidant. Together with fire, no bacteria is gonna survive that heat.

A few people observe the two presidents snickering amongst themselves.