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EXT. THE HAGUE - DAY
In a nice part of town, George Bush and Donald Trump walk hand in hand thru a park.
BUSH
This weed is good. you sure you don't want to get a hit of this? This shiite is epic. burns like a fag--
TRUMP
Brother, I would. But you fucks in Texas got some serious bacteria in your yappers. And I didn't bring my filter today.
BUSH
Wait wait wait. What? Filter? You carry filters? Man, this THC is an anti-oxidant. Together with fire, no bacteria is gonna survive that heat.
A few people observe the two presidents snickering amongst themselves.